The big gossip is on the relationship between Gemma and Arg. Everyone on twitter were making comments about how cringey they are as a couple, and how them having sex is a disgusting image. Why would you even imagine them having sex? I have a mixed opinion on those two. I love Gemma, I think she is brilliant. As a larger lady she has finally realised she loves her body, and she isn't shy of wearing short, sexy dresses. In last nights episode she wore a dress from her Gemma Collins collection, which I absolutely loved.
What I don't like about Gemma is that she is very cringey in the way she talks. She mentioned how Arg flew 4 and a half hours to see her in Turkey, just to get her 'candy'...
She also was flashing images around to Sam and Billie (who I think are stunning by the way) of Arg's 'more than average sized' penis. How classy.
Arg makes me cringe too. He is rude to Gemma. He said she looked like Vanessa Feltz... now that isn't a compliment.
What made me laugh was when Joey looked disgusted that Gemma gives Arg blowjobs. I friggin love Joey!
Now let's talk about Billi and Cara. The besties in the show. I love these two so much. They are not afraid to speak their minds, and what I love even more is that they are planning to be christened just because they are not going to get married any time soon and want a big party! Also I LOVED Cara's peplum dress. It was gorgeous.
Last night we also saw that Ricky is intimidated by Jess' Dad. How cute is that? I love them as a couple. Their babies would be beautiful.
The big thing in the episode last night was Mario and Lucy's engagement. I think Lucy is one of the most beautiful people ever, however I severely dislike Mario and Lucy as a couple. Mario to me is a sleazy scumbag. OF COURSE HE IS CHEATING ON LUCY, BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WILL GET AWAY WITH IT. I saw in a magazine not long ago, the twitter messages he was leaving a girl. Lucy, if he was doing it six months ago, and got away with it, he is still doing it now.
We saw Sam, Lucy, Mario and Joey have an argument. The best argument ever about how rubbish they are as couples. I think Joey and Sam are the best couple ever! They would never hurt each other, and they are perfect for each other. I think Lucy needs to realise that she is worth so much more than Mario, and one day she will find a good relationship like Sam and Joey's.
I don't care about Mario not being able to decide who his best man is. I think he is a twat, and I'd rather he not be on the show.
Now as for Tom Pearce, the beautiful specimen that he is. How awkward did he make things between him and Lauren!?! It was hard to watch, but obviously staged because a couple of days ago he was in the magazines kissing Khloe Evans from the Bachelor (the slut) and liasing with a lot of other scantily clad girls too.
I say Khloe Evans is a slut simply because she seems to do anything for fame, such as sleeping with Mario Balotelli, Gaz from Geordie Shore and now Tom Pearce.
Anyway... lastly I would like to talk about Lydia and Tom Kilbey. I am not sure on them at the moment. I don't really like Lydia to be honest. She is boring, and her skin gets more pale everyday. I think she is trying too hard to be different. I do believe though that her and Tom are genuine, and they do make a lovely couple.
TOWIE is back with a bang, and I cannot wait until Wednesday's episode. Expect another TOWIE post on wednesday lovelies!
Devon x
@DevonLesley
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